January 2012
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
fauxxe: Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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December 2011
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So basically I had a dream that Zack was visiting and we were being cutesy and stuff(the norm dreams) and SARA COCKBLOCKED ME WITH A SKUNK. Uncool, bro.
Dec 31st
When people don’t reply to my texts but I check anyway I always say “or not”
Dec 31st
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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AHS drinking game;
Take a shot every time Dylan McDermott cries. good luck.
Dec 31st
l\dsfsgnbfvdcs Zachary Quinto is in AHS. Wat.
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I’m creepy with people I don’t even know. nbd.
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“Hello, Kettle. This is Monica. You are black.”
– Phoebe Buffay
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234 followers. SCORE.
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“Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.”
– Conan O’Brien (via fuckyeahhappy)
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I accomplished all of my New Years Resolutions from last year. And I did it by June.. but I’m posting about it again as I am remembering them. Build a collection of chapstick/lip balms. (23) Lose a noticeable amount of weight Make 115 strangers laugh (I stopped counting at 120) (become more attractive) it was never said but yeah, it happened. ;D
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We're all fucked up, and it's all so beautiful.
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“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via fuckyeahhappy)
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Me to Zack: I should write cheesy pickup lines.
-waits a minute-
Me: Hey. You should send me nudes because I write cheesy pickup lines. Boom
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“Hey. You are having an affair and i’m chopping garlic. It’s a wacky...”
– Joey
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