January 2012
Partying on New Year's Eve?
fauxxe:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
December 2011
So basically I had a dream that Zack was visiting and we were being cutesy and stuff(the norm dreams) and SARA COCKBLOCKED ME WITH A SKUNK. Uncool, bro.
When people don’t reply to my texts but I check anyway I always say “or not”
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
AHS drinking game;
Take a shot every time Dylan McDermott cries.
good luck.
l\dsfsgnbfvdcs Zachary Quinto is in AHS. Wat.
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I’m creepy with people I don’t even know.
nbd.
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Hello, Kettle. This is Monica. You are black.
– Phoebe Buffay
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234 followers. SCORE.
Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.
– Conan O’Brien (via fuckyeahhappy)
I accomplished all of my New Years Resolutions from last year.
And I did it by June..
but I’m posting about it again as I am remembering them.
Build a collection of chapstick/lip balms. (23)
Lose a noticeable amount of weight
Make 115 strangers laugh (I stopped counting at 120)
(become more attractive) it was never said but yeah, it happened. ;D
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We're all fucked up, and it's all so beautiful.
May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...
– Neil Gaiman (via fuckyeahhappy)
Me to Zack: I should write cheesy pickup lines.
-waits a minute-
Me: Hey. You should send me nudes because I write cheesy pickup lines. Boom
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Hey. You are having an affair and i’m chopping garlic. It’s a wacky...
– Joey